Maybe we should just start a new forum area called "Pissing Contests"

Something that the rest of us can habitually ignore..

Thats a great idea.

Pissing contests sounds maybe a little too negative,maybe it could be called challenge forum altough i admit it doesnt have that ring to it.
Dont take it too serious,i know i dont.

Its funny, when the German challenge came up, I did think that you could start an offline thread and have Mandy judge the quality.
Knowledge of the german language will probably be easy to tell from phrase books and noline translators by someone who has it as their first language.

However, I then read about the 'mines bigger than yours' forum idea.

Could be an over 18's forum as a fair bit of talk here is 'I'm better than you, no you're not' as its a game and prodominantly a mans game and as men, we are competative.
Mine is the perfect size

There are alternatives i suppose:
"Suffering from Testosterone Poisoning"
"Compensating for 'Something'"
"Racing to the Bottom of the Gene Pool"

But I prefer Pissing Contest... it's more fitting here.

If you wanted in on the pissing contest you could have just asked, you fooled me in thinking you were being serious.

Perhaps we can make it sound more proper sch as calling it urinating contest?

urinieren-wettbewerb!

as in "how far up a wall can you?"

could be cool for when main's full. beats merge mod : P