Urinieren-wettbewerb! is a place where we can release our testostorone driven tendencies so this kind of behaviour can be reduced in the regular forums and easily ignored by the rest of us.
Altough i wont set any rules it is wise to keep it civilised it wouldnt be much fun if this will turn out to be a shouting match, what i had in mind would be more like insult armwrestling.
And dont forget about the political side-dont say things that can not be corrected, but more important dont take this too serious.
First, set your camera on ‘sport’ or ‘action’ if it’s a simple one, or “burst”, a setting that takes a series of photographs in a burst while the subject – this case, your pet – is in motion. Take a lot of photographs in one session and with the same background and you’ll be sure to end up with at least a few great shots.