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    I am a father now.



    *opens a bottle of champain*


    I hope your doughter won’t have your “sandhogs skill”..just imagene..
    It scares me too much ๐Ÿ˜•




    You Dont have to be sorry for posting it, thats GREAT NEWS…….


    Now think of all the spare time you’ll have to play scorched between naps and feedings….. ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€



    I am so HAPPY for U. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


    does that mean u will not kill girls anymore in the game???

    <<<<<< mandy girl! ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

    just kidding, was hoping

    put a picture up in forum, want to see ur great job!






    Good ! Now we all can hope you will fall asleep in front of your computer instead of being so damn good at scorching us apart 8)

    PS congrats to the mom too !



    Congrats man.



    Wonderful news! Conratulations!

    Baby girls are so much fun for us dads, they make us all squishy inside.

    Now my daughter will have a scorched playmate ๐Ÿ˜†

    *waves from mountaintop*



    oh yes, and if you ever need to quickly disconnect and come back, I will understand. ๐Ÿ˜›






    Not sure if i have ever played u, but congrats to both of the new parents!!!!!



    Congratulations, on your daughter ๐Ÿ˜€
    one word of advice from a father of 2 daughters, cherish every minute!
    my oldest is 18 and just got her license to drive 2 days ago ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
    and I know soon she will be wanting to go out on her own, I just hope were both ready when the time comes!!
    How you raise her will influence her for the rest of her life โ—
    So be a good Daddy โ—
    and go give your wife a hug from the Big Bad Wolf and thank her for giving you the ultimate gift… Your daughter.



    its a ways off, but it helps to be ready.


    ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€
    and remember, each day, make her to do a big cheer ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†



    Congrats and Best wishes, in lie of the earlier post I include these rules from the miliatry mindset

    Rule One:
    If you pull into my driveway and honk youโ€™d better be delivering a package, because youโ€™re sure not picking anything up.

    Rule Two:
    You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughterโ€™s body, I will remove them.

    Rule Three:
    I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please donโ€™t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

    Rule Four:
    Iโ€™m sure youโ€™ve been told that in todayโ€™s world, sex without utilizing a โ€œbarrier methodโ€ of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

    Rule Five:
    It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is โ€œearly.โ€

    Rule Six:
    I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

    Rule Seven:
    As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why donโ€™t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

    Rule Eight:
    The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka – zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies that features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

    Rule Nine:
    Do not lie to me. On issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a bag, and a pond behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

    Rule Ten:
    Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car – there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

    as I was dating the best line I personaly heard was “I have over 200 Acres of land and a shovel” worked well on me.

    Congrats again!!!!

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