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  • #6071

    The AI
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    I turn polar bears white
    And I will make you cry.
    I make guys have to pee
    And girls comb their hair.
    I make celebrities look stupid
    And normal people look like celebrities.
    I turn pancakes brown
    And make your champane bubble.
    If you sqeeze me, I’ll pop.
    If you look at me, you’ll pop

    We are blanking, five people on my end and a server.

    #46929

    S-killZ
    Participant

    I know the answer but its disturbing… 😕

    #46930

    The AI
    Participant

    The disturbing answer is Sheogorath. We all know that one. The current ideas are gravity, time, yes, and no.

    #46931

    S-killZ
    Participant

    @The AI wrote:

    The disturbing answer is Sheogorath. We all know that one. The current ideas are gravity, time, yes, and no.

    wth is a sheogorath? 😕 :-k i can’t think of what a fricken sheogorath is… is it something you learn in school or something? because im still in middle school…

    #46932

    The AI
    Participant

    Not what; who. That is the easy way out anyway.

    Any cognitive thoughts?

    #46933

    S-killZ
    Participant

    im so bored… 😕

    #46934

    Deathbal
    Participant

    @The AI wrote:

    The disturbing answer is Sheogorath. We all know that one. The current ideas are gravity, time, yes, and no.

    Yeah it sounds like it could be Time, or Future……but that sounds too easy.

    Come to think of it……it could almost be “eyes”. But one of them doesn’t seem to fit.

    #46935

    Stil8
    Participant

    Considering AI missed the last line:
    “What am i, or what is the answer?”

    3 possible/sensible answers

    no, nothing, or each sentence has its own answer.

    There is one answer that puzzles me- it also could be Humanity

    Human(caveman) hunters probably chased away a species of bears to the poles 11,000 yrs ago, and for that time they luckily adapted and turned white as camouflage from humans.

    Humans can make humans cry- death, threatening, murder and so on…

    If humanity didn’t exist- then there would be no one to pee.

    It is in women’s nature to have longer hair that grows back- it is accepted by humans that girls have to combmaintain hair)

    Humans are not perfect- any celebrity can get lets say a zit for example and not want to remove it, usually zits make people look stupid or disgusting.

    Celebrities are celebrities, because lots of people like what they do and probably know them. If there were no humans, who would a celeb be famous to.

    Baking pancakes is something invented by humans- + if pancakes stay for too long- they turn black, so humanity has to exist, to control how long a pancake is baked for.

    Humanity invented champagne- carbonation rarely happens in such concentrated states naturally.

    If you squeeze a human- their head pops (Mortal Kombat 4)

    How many humans are there?- billions- if you took time to count them 1 by 1- your head will blow!

    #46936

    cbx550f
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    I’m saying it’s beer.

    Here’s the justification, starting from the last:

    If you look at me, you’ll pop
    – Look at a beer, you’ll pop it.
    If you sqeeze me, I’ll pop.
    – Squeeze it too hard, it’ll pop (I actually did this to a glass of beer once)
    And make your champane bubble.
    – Pour beer into a glass of Champagne and WOW you’ll see bubbles.
    I turn pancakes brown
    – Every fry pancakes with butter and a wee splash of beer? Browns them nicely.
    And normal people look like celebrities.
    – Everyone knows that enough beer will make them think they look like (insert name of goodlooking celeb here).
    I make celebrities look stupid
    – Well, who hasn’t looked stupid after too much beer once or twice?
    And girls comb their hair.
    – Girls will comb their hair when they are hunting. 😉
    I make guys have to pee
    – no explanation necessary
    And I will make you cry.
    – A few too many beers have been known to make tears flow.
    I turn polar bears white
    – This may be where it all falls apart. Although, it *could* be because of us Canadians chasing the bears farther north after they tried to get into our beer!

    #46937

    Deathbal
    Participant

    cbx, I think you have it. Good enough for me. 😀

    #46938

    The AI
    Participant

    I was never given the last line you speak of….. Those sneaky people, that changes everything.

    Lets go with the beer.

    #46939

    Stil8
    Participant

    See this web-site.
    http://www.teensetc.com/0F/0D/BI/index.shtml

    It kinda counters most of the answers.
    😳

    #46940

    The AI
    Participant

    Ahhh but beer is the secret answer.

    That and the fact that the conniving person who told this to me left out the last line.

    No was being looked at but beer beat it.

    Should we put it to a vote? perhaps make our own flash version of it, would be a more fitting answer.

    #46941

    Stil8
    Participant

    Uhh, we could put it to a vote to which answer should be used as the official one. But I don’t know about the .swf thing.

    I can only make animated .gif.

    But that’s a great idea. 8) 🙂

    #46942

    KTM Rider
    Participant

    I think making this a vote is sort of redundant. We all know in some part of our brain the answer is Canadian Beer, so whats the point of reaffirming it?

    An odd weapon could come of this conversation…. I’ll have to think on it. Merge needs more Canadian weapons….. heh heh heh….

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