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  • #38732

    JiNx
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    well this is how cbx and casey taught me to do maths so i could calculate things cough cough splutter 😈

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and
    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the BULLSHIT

    and Ass kissing that will put

    you over the top.

    #38733

    Viking62
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    🙂 AH–But, H-O-N-E-S-T-Y Will supercede the bullshit & maybe get you off your knees 😆 😆 😉

    #38734

    JiNx
    Participant

    H-O-N-E-S-T-Y
    8+15+14+5+19+20+25 = 106

    lol but i love ass kissing lol

    #38735

    BOY
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    I was never good at spelling and I hate kissing ass, but I did do well in physics.

    I learned that the amount of WORK done per unit time is called POWER, defined as

    POWER = WORK/TIME

    How can you improve the amount of work you can do?

    Since


    > KNOWLEDGE = POWER

    &


    > TIME = MONEY

    Rearanging the formula then shows us that:

    MONEY = WORK/KNOWLEDGE

    This proves that it isn’t what you know, but how hard you work that will get you rich.

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