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    DireWolf
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    Fell asleep, nightmares filled his dreams causing a…………

    #39158

    Bobirov
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    large quantity of spam to be ingested which

    #39159

    Viking62
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    a virtual colon cleansing could’nt

    #39160

    NoMoreSteve
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    have been more appropriate, said his wife.

    #39161

    cbx550f
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    Meanwhile, Pissy has been collecting weapons

    #39162

    NoMoreSteve
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    to launch her biggest plan to date…

    #39163

    cbx550f
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    Time for another reassembly:

    @Everyone but Grandma wrote:

    It was a stormy night, but I really needed to find my duck tape, curling iron, bowling ball, and cookies, but Ebo stole everyone’s pants. We all pyramid rode CBX’s motorcycle to Bob’s place. Poor Bob was just about green with envy, he wanted a mullet too. So much so that he grabbed the flowbee.

    Boy was jealous, and stole said flowbee, which made Bob’s cat “Pissy” very worried, because last time…….. Steve tried to put it to work as Don King’s hairpiece. But realized that would require more cats, and likely make the cats form a union! So began the Federal Association Relegating Cat Equality.

    Untill deputy JDog showed up, and pulled his radio out to call for backup, “Sherriff? We need kitty litter, something really stinks around here.” “It’s raining, should I use the clumping litter?” Yes… and add a little cement also to help with the stench that is Bon Jovi, who thought he could use the FARCE, but health insurance only covers 80%.

    Therefore, Bob’s cat would really like to get his paws on the bastage who glued the bowling ball to its union leader. Such bastigiousness hasn’t happened since we threw a foreman into the glue vat filled with Spam! Bastage had SpamBlocker, though, and fell asleep. Nightmares filled his dreams causing a large quantity of spam to be ingested which a virtual colon cleansing couldn’t have been more appropriate, said his wife.

    Meanwhile, Pissy has been collenting weapons to launch her biggest plan to date:

    The hostile takeover of Google.

    #39164

    NoMoreSteve
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    With her new friend Pitr, dominance was inevitable.

    #39165

    cbx550f
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    @nomoresteve wrote:

    With her new friend Pitr, dominance was inevitable.

    Although, Pitr began feeling Pissy, distracting both of

    #39166

    Irishbandit
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    @cbx550f wrote:

    @nomoresteve wrote:

    With her new friend Pitr, dominance was inevitable.

    Although, Pitr began feeling Pissy, distracting both of

    by showing up in a pink g string

    #39167

    NoMoreSteve
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    that Noob gave him for Valentine’s day.

    #39168

    cbx550f
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    Both Pitr and Pissy had wondered about Noob,

    #39169

    Irishbandit
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    @cbx550f wrote:

    Both Pitr and Pissy had wondered about Noob,

    until Pitr remembered the gstring was from dustpuppy

    #39170

    mecha mario
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    So he fired a shot into the roof…

    (glad to see pepole are getin into this::)

    #39171

    NoMoreSteve
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    which is now on fire. No water needed…

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