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  • #39142

    cbx550f
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    So began the Federal Association Relegating Cat Equality.

    #39143

    DireWolf
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    Untill deputy JDog showed up, and pulled his

    #39144

    cbx550f
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    @direwolf wrote:

    Untill deputy JDog showed up, and pulled his

    radio out to call for backup, “Sherriff? We….”

    #39145

    Willis
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    “.. need kitty litter, something really stinks around here.”

    #39146

    cbx550f
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    “It’s raining, should I use the clumping litter?”

    #39147

    DireWolf
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    Yes… and add a little cement also to……

    #39148

    NoMoreSteve
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    help with the stench that is Bon Jovi.

    Note: I had to find a way to add “Pissy, the official cat of Scorch” to the mix, CBX. 😉

    #39149

    cbx550f
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    who thought he could use the FARCE, but

    #39150

    NoMoreSteve
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    @cbx550f wrote:

    who thought he could use the FARCE, but

    health insurance only covers 80%. Therefore, Bob’s cat…

    #39151

    DireWolf
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    @nomoresteve wrote:

    health insurance only covers 80%. Therefore, Bob’s cat…

    would really like to get his paws on…..

    #39152

    cbx550f
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    Edit: DW posted while I was posting… had to revise. 😉

    #39153

    cbx550f
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    @direwolf wrote:

    @nomoresteve wrote:

    health insurance only covers 80%. Therefore, Bob’s cat…

    would really like to get his paws on…..

    the bastage who glued the bowling ball its

    #39154

    NoMoreSteve
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    Time for another reassembly:

    @Everyone but Grandma wrote:

    It was a stormy night, but I really needed to find my duck tape, curling iron, bowling ball, and cookies, but Ebo stole everyone’s pants. We all pyramid rode CBX’s motorcycle to Bob’s place. Poor Bob was just about green with envy, he wanted a mullet too. So much so that he grabbed the flowbee.

    Boy was jealous, and stole said flowbee, which made Bob’s cat “Pissy” very worried, because last time…….. Steve tried to put it to work as Don King’s hairpiece. But realized that would require more cats, and likely make the cats form a union! So began the Federal Association Relegating Cat Equality.

    Untill deputy JDog showed up, and pulled his radio out to call for backup, “Sherriff? We need kitty litter, something really stinks around here.” “It’s raining, should I use the clumping litter?” Yes… and add a little cement also to help with the stench that is Bon Jovi, who thought he could use the FARCE, but health insurance only covers 80%.

    Therefore, Bob’s cat would really like to get his paws on the bastage who glued the bowling ball to its

    union leader. Such bastigiousness hasn’t happened since…

    #39155

    Irishbandit
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    we threw a foreman into the glue vat

    #39156

    cbx550f
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    @irishbandit wrote:

    we threw a foreman into the glue vat

    filled with Spam! Bastage had SpamBlocker, though, and

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