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  • #34388

    Bobirov
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    Well, to be fair, she TOLD me she was 18. Of course, that excuse never gets you very far with the old man. And on the other hand, Alabama is only about 30 minutes up the road so, you know, we could always just head for the border and elope? 😛

    #34389

    Spectrum
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    @nomoresteve wrote:

    @willis wrote:

    Well it’s like dire suggested… 5 is in human years, but you need to consider scorched years…

    Scorched years is much like dog years except you need to multiply by 6 add 3 divide by 2 and square the product by the cowbell factor.

    Even including the Cowbell factor, that age still would get Bob arrested in most states. Naturally, Alabama is excluded.

    Well if that’s the case then the cowbell factor is not all that great 😉

    #34390

    Deathstryker
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    @bobirov wrote:

    Well, to be fair, she TOLD me she was 18. Of course, that excuse never gets you very far with the old man. And on the other hand, Alabama is only about 30 minutes up the road so, you know, we could always just head for the border and elope? 😛

    I’m sure Gavin is tired of throwing you out of his house. But “she” is asking for it though, posting “herself” all over the internet like that.

    #34391

    apache64d
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    Lehayim sorched3d!
    Mazal Tov,
    Cheers,
    😀

    #34392

    NoMoreSteve
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    @bobirov wrote:

    Well, to be fair, she TOLD me she was 18. Of course, that excuse never gets you very far with the old man. And on the other hand, Alabama is only about 30 minutes up the road so, you know, we could always just head for the border and elope? 😛

    Come on now. The telltale signs were there that she was still young. She just received the two gifts that all fathers give their little girls before they start “blossoming”:

    1. A Training bra
    2. Running shoes.

    #1 is for obvious reasons. #2 is to be able to get away from her brothers and male cousins after she gets #1.

    Open your eyes, man! 😯

    #34393

    Bobirov
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    *opens eyes*

    I still say she’s got a helluva rack for a 5 year old.. 😛

    #34394

    NP-TheOutlaw
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    @bobirov wrote:

    *opens eyes*

    I still say she’s got a helluva rack for a 5 year old.. 😛

    Finally…..the denial phase is over….Now is the time for healing Bob….dont be bashfull…..let it all out man….let IT all OUT…..keep those tears coming…..

    Just think how cute your kids will be

    crazy one-eyed-bandits..

    light emerald-green complexion…

    nice racks for the gals….

    O HELL…who am I kiddin’…….where do I sign up!!!

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    opps its seem I too have gone way off topic… 😳
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCORCH….may you outlive us all…and one day service our kids too.
    😛

    #34395

    NoMoreSteve
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    @bobirov wrote:

    *opens eyes*

    I still say she’s got a helluva rack for a 5 year old.. 😛

    @Then “Mr. Nasty” wrote:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCORCH….may you outlive us all…and one day service our kids too.
    😛

    😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯

    #34396

    Willis
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    I somehow can’t help but feel blamed for all this…

    Ok, what was that? Guilt?? Man I gotta stop doing that.

    Bob it’s all your fault!

    #34397

    jdog
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    Wow 5 years old and its grown so much since it started.

    Thanks Gavin for a heck of a game.

    #34398

    Bobirov
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    @willis wrote:

    I somehow can’t help but feel blamed for all this…

    Ok, what was that? Guilt?? Man I gotta stop doing that.

    Bob it’s all your fault!

    Bout time you hopped on the bandwagon. When in doubt, blame Bob. Its a good strategy and usually not without merit. 😉

    #34399

    Spectrum
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    LMAO!!!

    Only 5 years eh? Well i hope it keeps going, TY Gavin!

    #34400

    cbx550f
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    @nomoresteve wrote:

    @bobirov wrote:

    *opens eyes*

    I still say she’s got a helluva rack for a 5 year old.. 😛

    @Then “Mr. Nasty” wrote:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCORCH….may you outlive us all…and one day service our kids too.
    😛

    😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯

    @Err, yeah, Bob really wrote:

    When in doubt, blame Bob. Its a good strategy and usually not without merit.

    Okay, I was with you when you said “blame Bob”, but I lost you after that…. what’s this “strategy” bit? Is that like some wierd new colour or something?
    Also, I’m not familiar with this “merit” thingy.

    btw, Steve, I’m not sure what you were implying there…. oh, wait, suddenly I’m reminded of this. It all seems even more creepy now.

    Yeah yeah yeah… Happy B’Day Scorched and all that rot…. see this for more info. 😉

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