May 13, 2005 at 8:45 pm #3390
Íàðîä!!! Íåóæåëè âû íå âèäèòå?! Îòêðîéòå ãëàçà!!!
Àìåðèêàíöû ñîâñåì çàæðàëèñü è îáíàãëåëè!!! Îáâèíÿþò íè â ÷¸ì íåïîâèííóþ ñòðàíó ÊÍÄÐ â òîì, â ÷¸ì ñàìà Àìåðèêà è âèíîâàòà!!!
Âîò-âîò ðàçðàçèòñÿ ÿäåðíàÿ âîéíà! Ðîññèÿ íå æàëååò ÿäåðíûõ òåõíîëîãèé è ìàòåðèàëîâ äëÿ ÊÍÄÐ, è ÏÐÀÂÈËÜÍÎ äåëàåò!
ÏÓÑÒÜ ÀÌÅÐÈÊÀÍÖÛ ÏÎ×ÓÂÑÒÂÓÞ ÇÀÏÀÕ ßÄÅÐÍÎÃÎ ÓÄÀÐÀ!
Ìèðîâûå íîâîñòè óæå ïèøóò î ïàíèêå ïî âñåì øòàòàì, à êàê ñàìè ßïîíèþ áîìáèëè – òàì èì íàïëåâàòü áûëî íà ìèëëèîíû ëþäåé, êîòîðûõ îíè ïðèíèìàëè çà ïîäîïûòíûõ ìûøåê?!
À ñåãîäíÿ êðóïíåéøèå Ðîññèéñêèå íîâîñòíûå ñàéòû ñîîáùèëè î ïåðâûõ ÿäåðíûõ èñïûòàíèÿõ ÿäåðíîãî îðóæèÿ ñâåðõäàëüíåãî äåéñòâèÿ, êîòîðûå ÓÑÏÅØÍÎ ïðîøëè â ÊÍÄÐ!
ÓÐÀ! ÓÐÀ! ÓÐÀ!
P.S. Âñå – ïî áóíêåðàì, è æèâåå. Íèêòî, íèêîãäà âàñ íå áóäåò ïðåäóïðåæäàòü î ÿäåðíîì óäàðå. Òàêèå çàïóñêè ÂÑÅÃÄÀ ïðîèçâîäÿòñÿ â ñòðîæàéøåì ñåêðåòå è, êàê ïðàâèëî, íà íåñêîëüêî ñóòîê ðàíüøå çàïëàíèðîâàííîãî ñðîêà – ýôôåêò àáñîëþòíîé íåîæèäàííîñòè.May 13, 2005 at 9:26 pm #17922
To be completely honest, I don’t think you’ll get many votes dude.May 13, 2005 at 9:42 pm #17923
definitely ÓÁÜÞ ÇÀÐÝÆÓ!!!!
lol funny pollMay 13, 2005 at 9:57 pm #17924
Can he translate that to venusian???
You… See I’m from venus sooo It would be good for me 😛
OHH and YES WE COME IN PEACE!!!May 13, 2005 at 11:02 pm #17925
I find it hard to disagree so I voted: ÓÁÜÞ ÇÀÐÝÆÓ!
Poolee 😀May 14, 2005 at 12:02 am #17926
I voted àðåçàòü ìåëêî ëîìòèêàìè, ïîòîì â äóõîâêó. Óêðîï ïî âêóñó 😉
The last choice, and I feel very strongly about how I voted!
My reason for this choice is simple….
It has a lil smiley face at the end!!!! it was the only thing I understood 😀
I am going to feel like an ass if it says something like……
Yes, I am gay and I want to be your LoveBubba for life!!!!!
in that case, I withdraw my vote 😳May 14, 2005 at 12:55 am #17927
Maybe I was wrong. It didn’t seem to stop people from voting.May 14, 2005 at 3:26 am #17928
… I translated this and am quite sickened from the ignorance:
War OF PDRK – PEOPLE’S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF KOREA and America!!!
Topic Vote Title:
How you do relate to the American pigs?
Vote Choice 1:
I WILL KILL ZAREZHU!
Vote Choice 2:
It would shoot all. It is unambiguous.
Vote Choice 3:
It would suffocate alive.
Vote Choice 4:
I want to lynch floor- America. Give only visa.
Vote Choice 5:
To cut in small particles by slices, then into the oven. Dill on the taste;)
People!!! Really you do not see?! Open eyes!!! Americans entirely zazhralis’ and became impudent!!! They charge in nothing the innocent country OF PDRK – PEOPLE’S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF KOREA in that, in what itself America is guilty!!! Nuclear war any minute now will break out! Russia does not stint on nuclear technologies and materials for PDRK – PEOPLE’S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF KOREA, and CORRECTLY it makes! LET AMERICANS I FEEL THE SMELL OF A NUCLEAR STRIKE! World news already write about panic on all states, and as themselves Japan they bombed – there to spit was it to millions of people, which they assumed as the experimental mice?! But today largest Russian news sites reported first nuclear nuclear testing of the hyperdistant action, which SUCCESSFULLY passed to PDRK – PEOPLE’S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF KOREA! HURRAY! HURRAY! HURRAY! P.S. Everything – on the bunkers, and are more living. No one, you not will never prevent about a nuclear strike. Such starting are always produced in the strictest secret and, as a rule, by several days of earlier than the planned period – effect of absolute unexpected contingency.
He is a great example of a saying I enjoy:
Intelligence is limited, and they keep multiplying!
Or in his language:
PatriotUSSR мозг ограничивался – но они держат для того чтобы умножить!May 14, 2005 at 3:56 am #17929
I have temporarily taken 20% of my ICBM’s (which I aim randomly at people I dont like) offline for reprogramming to again target the still loyal Soviet states.
The need for this seems apparent, should any of the claims of the intruder turn out in fact to be correct.
Althought the arms treaty called for decomissioning of severl thousand of my older nukes, I have secretly kept a few in my basement for this time.
The newspapers will read that there is a large submarine “excercise” in the pacific, naturally you know that this is a ruse.
Meet you in Moscow
VICTORY OR DEATH
Boy outMay 14, 2005 at 3:57 am #17930
I am shocked at your hatred of the American pig, how could you hate something as cute as that? 😥May 14, 2005 at 6:18 am #17931
Thanks for clearing that up Willis. I voted for choice 4! Damn those Americans to hell I say! 😈May 14, 2005 at 6:33 am #17932
I find it ironic that the topic & poll that we all understand the least produced the most posts this week.
(I also find it sad that I briefly thought I would be able to understand the poll once I logged in — assuming somehow that logging in was required to unlock the secret poll decoder ring or something like that)May 14, 2005 at 7:11 am #17933
You can find it in your box of Scorch-E-O’s. Then, and ONLY then. will you be able to unlock the secret! Willis got a defective one so his translation wasn’t entirely accurate.May 14, 2005 at 4:46 pm #17934
*points at Babel Fish* Blame them not me 😛
world.altavista.com/May 15, 2005 at 12:37 am #17935
Yeah, I’ve used good ol’ Babel Fish before. Sadly, sometimes you need a translator for their translations though.
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