Good lord!

Get him oat of those sissy britches and put a proper kilt on him.
He’s in Scotland laddy, not attending Berkley.

Better check his tartan first though.
Unless you intend to start a fight.

Serious, did I miss something serious?

Have fun.

P.S. – Maybe you should give him a set of bagpipes for a weapon.
Don’t laugh damn it! In the hands of a professional a set of pipes
can curl the hair on the back of a boar.

P.P.S. – Given the season, perhaps you could be “generous” and not make this model exactly to scale.